Here's
the list of 101 things you don't want to do when I'm around and
things you don't want to show me.
- People who doesn't read books
- People who say they'd rather watch the movie than read the book
- Noisy/Talkative people (learn to keep your hole shut when you're in front of me)
- Disturbing me when I'm reading
- Talking to me when my earphones are on (like duh as if I can hear you)
- Disturbing me when I'm studying
- People who doesn't know how to knock
- People who just get things without permission
- People who grab things randomly
- Losing anything
- Misplacing phone (playing constant hide-and-seek with my phone)
- Distracting me when I'm watching
- Waking me up just to command me something
- Taking orders
- Forcing me to eat what I don't want to eat
- Washing the dishes (you can't force me to do this, you have to kill me first)
- Washing clothes
- Household chores
- Toothache
- Dysmennorhea
- Getting sick
- Cramps
- Pimples
- Vomiting (I hate the feeling I get before puking)
- School
- Teachers (favoritism)
- Math
- Peasants
- Reptiles (yuck to all slimy things)
- Snakes
- Toads
- Coffee
- Noodles (too much noodles can cause cancer)
- Soft drinks
- Junk foods
- Hot weather
- Flat tires
- Loud kids
- Know-it-all people
- Smart people (like how even do you have that brain of yours huh)
- Boastful people (you can't boast to me about anything but books)
- People's Pride
- Smelly people
- Waking up during school days
- Heavy Rains/Typhoons
- Seeing people in pain (it's like I literally feel their pain okay)
- Half seat on jeepneys
- People who just can't understand
- Rock music
- Pre-tests
- Accounting Exams
- Flying Cockroaches (runs away)
- Rats
- Snob people (especially in social media)
- Hyperactive people (me be like “are you high pls stop being high” everytime)
- Mustard
- Liver spread (makes me want to barf)
- Beards (like please why don't you shave)
- Hairy people
- Backstabbing
- Gossiping about people (ask everyone and you'll know I never talk about people)
- Classrooms without fans (or working fans/aircon)
- People who care too much about other people's lives
- Crowds (oh how I hate crowds!)
- Hospitals (uhm I just don't like the air in hospitals, it makes me sick)
- Getting off a bus (how do you get off on a moving vehicle though uhhh)
- Pure Comedy movies (those that doesn't have sense to watch 'scary movie' etc)
- Horror Movies (I hate these! As if you can get something in watching it rather than scaring yourself and getting grossed out)
- Horror flicks on TV (can you not)
- Local drama shows (pathetic)
- Local celebrities (like duh who do you think you are? even celebrities abroad tweets to me, how do you think so highly of yourselves?)
- People with piercings
- People with tattoos
- Ants
- Mosquitoes
- Public Restrooms
- Mannerisms
- Jerks
- Slow Internet Connection
- Books with spine creases
- Books with folded pages/covers
- Books with highlights
- Damaged books
- Abstract painting (I just can't figure out how people like those)
- Wattpad
- Local books (the taglish ones)
- Fanboys
- Slow computers
- Texting (perhaps I'm the only one who hates this but why text when you can call right)
- Lucky people (especially those who always win giveaways, the universe is unfair)
- Group projects (we all know that the leader only makes this)
- Not having the time to read books
- Time management (I so suck at this)
- Yawning everytime
- Going to parties/occasions
- Family Reunions (everytime I attend, I feel like there's something bad that will happen)
- Headache (everytime I wake up, and pretty much everytime)
- Dirty rooms
- Uncareful people (the one's who ruin everything)
- Lights (they kind of blind me sometimes)
- Phones with low battery life
I don't hate people who don't read books, but I do hate people who scoffs at readers or people who HATE books. Nice post :-)
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