Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Top Ten Tuesday #7: Freebie Topic


Top Ten Characters Who Can Make You Laugh

Who doesn't love books with humor? I love books with humor, they're all the books I can ask for. And how can you not fall in love with a guy or a girl who can make you laugh?

1. Kenji (Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi)
Ahhhh who doesn't love Kenji and all his innuendos (not sexually okay, just funny innuendos) lol. I loved Kenji because of his hilariousness. And if I won't have Warner for myself. I'd be glad to take Kenji. Let me love Kenji! And if I won't have Kenji at least let me be his best friend.

I am going to MURDER YOU—”
No,” he says, pointing at me as he shifts backward again. “Bad Juliette. You don’t like to kill people, remember? You’re against that, remember? You like to talk about feelings and rainbows—”

2. Toraf and Rayna (Of Poseidon by Anna Banks)
No book has ever made me laugh the most than this book, than these two. This is like the most hilarious YA I've ever read. I don't even know how many times I've laughed out loud. Who knew mermaids could be so funny? I love Toraf so much, he could marry me anytime he wants to. Also Rayna is a funny mermaid princess, I like her a lot better than Ariel, the little mermaid.

Emma this is not a joke. Look at your hands! They're... they're... wrinkled!"
"Yes that's because-"
"No way. I'm not going down for this. This isn't my fault."
"Toraf-"
"Galen will find some way to blame me though. He always does. 'You wouldn't have gotten caught if you didn't swim so close to that boat, tadpole.' No it couldn't be the humans fault for fishing in the first place-"
"Toraf."
"Or how about. 'Maybe if you'd stop trying to kiss my sister, she'd stop bashing your head with a rock.' How does my kissing her have anything to do with her bashing my head with a rock? If you ask me, it's just a result of poor parenting-"
"Toraf."
"Oh and my favorite: 'If you play with a lionfish, you're going to get pricked.' I wasn't playing with it! I was just helping it swim faster by grabbing its fins-"
"TOR-AF."
He stops pacing along the water, even seems to remember that I exist. "Yes, Emma? What were you saying?”

3. Rock (See Me by Wendy Higgins)
He's an Irish rockstar! Lol jk. He's not a rockstar, he's a farm boy. A lost boy. I mean he's a small guy, but he could get tall ok? -Claurichaun- He's rough and he's cute at the same time. He's totally adorable. He can make you giggle and I repeat, he's IRISH.

4. Roar (Under The Never Sky by Veronica Rossi)
Handsome and funny. He could be BFFs with Kenji. But he could be bffs with me too. I just wish he could have been with Aria. I like them together better than Aria and Perry.

Roar leaned across the table and smiled at her seductively, his dark hair falling into his eyes. 'When you say everything happens in the Realms, do you mean everything?'
Aria laughed nervously.'Yes. Especially that.There are no risks in the Realms.'
Roar's smile widened. 'You simply think it and it happens? And it actually feels real?'
'Why are we talking about this?'
'I need a Smarteye,' he said.”

5. Leo (The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan)
Who cannot love this guy's jokes and comebacks? He's not really that ugly right? -lol sorry about that Leo- So what if he's a son of Hephaestus? He's still funny and cool. Plus he's awesome. He can invent you anything you want him to. #TeamLeo

Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.”

6. Jay (Sweet Evil by Wendy Higgins)
Dude, this human guy is one funny and heroic man. He's just but human but he is still very helpful and very nice. Good guys are good but good and funny ones are fab.

What were you and Kaidan Rowe talking ’bout?” Jay asked me. “Man, y’all looked like you were gonna rip each other’s clothes off!” I gasped and smacked his arm, but he didn’t flinch.
We did not.” My eyes darted over to Kaidan for a fraction of a second, and though he was too far away to have heard, the wink he sent me brought another flush to my skin.”

7. Mik and Zuzana (Daughter of Smoke and by Laini Taylor)
I ship these two so much! They're humans (not angels, not chimaeras) but they are fearless and brave and funny! Especially Zuze (you know, I think I'm actually Zuzana in real life). Everything Zuze says, I'd bet all my books on it, you'll laugh no matter what. Violin guy and a rabid fairy marionette. You'll love them to bits and pieces.

You are a conniving, deceitful hussy. I stand in awe."
"You're sitting."
"I sit in awe.”
----
World peace for dinner," mused Mik, scratching his beard stubble. "Does that come with fries?"
"It freaking better," said Zuzana. "Or I will send it freaking back.”

8. Morpheus (Splintered by A.G. Howard)
English man. Actually no, he's a Netherling (from Wonderland) with an English accent. Pale, long blue hair, high fashion, hot stuff. Cocky and funny. What more can you ask for? (Send me Morpheus in a box please)

I coax my palm into his lapel in search of my wish, returning his feverish kisses.
"Checkmate, you son of a bug," I say against his mouth two seconds before my fingers find an empty pocket.
"Sleight of hand, blossom," he says right back. " 'Tis in fact in my pants pocket, if you'd like to search there.”

9. Dante, Max and Blue (The Collector by Victoria Scott)
Side-kick boyfriends are cool, very cool. Especially when they can make you crack-up all the time. Funny boys are hot! I mean, you'll forget everything but them and their stupid and corny jokes, also they can save the world and their friends by just being funny. Lol jk. But yeah, you want funny book boyfriends? Read this series. Read about these guys. There are lots in this book.

Can you take me back into town?" I say. "I can't get my voicemails."
"Why don't you calm down, D-Dub. I know you're menstruating, but everything's going to be fine. Once we get inside, I'll explain all about maxi pads and personal hygiene..”

10. Puck (The Iron Fey by Julie Kagawa)
The sweet, heroic, funny, true friend Puck. Wouldn't you want a funny and loyal friend like him? Because I would. Puck will never leave you and unlove you even if you love someone else more than him. He's funny and always on the rescue. I just love guys like Puck.

Time to switch to decaf, princess. If you're going to shriek at every bogey that jumps out and says 'boo', you'll be exhausted before we reach the edge of the woods.”

Ooops I'm being a rebel, I have another one! (again) hihihi

11. David (Steelheart by Brandon Sanderson)
David and his metaphors can make you laugh like crazy! He's not good with metaphors but he's smart. He's the bravest and the funniest orphan superhuman ever. And yes, he's also hot. Steelheart is a very underrated book. But this book is like 5/5 stars! If you haven't read this you're missing the third of your life!

They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators.

Who of these guys on my list would you like to make you laugh too? :)

3 comments:

  1. Great choice of topic. I really loved Roar, but I actually love Aria and Perry together. After reading Roar's novella I don't think I could believe he'd move on to Aria that quickly. These quotes all had me giggling, I think I'm going to have to read some of the other books so I can meet these hilarious characters. Here's my TTT, I went with my favourite mind-blowing endings.

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  2. Love your topic. Toraf and Rayna made me laught too.

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  3. Love all those choices. Roar, Toraf, Dante, Puck- All of them. <3

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